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June 30, 2010 Latest comic: "White Ninja and the desert of unquenchable thirst." Happy birthday Canada. You are over 140 years old. June 28, 2010 "White Ninja enters into a staring competition" is the new comic. June 25, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja gives a stimulating lecture." June 23, 2010 Hurricane season started this week. Just so you know. Latest comic is called "White Ninja kisses the ground." June 21, 2010 It's the longest day of the year today! Yay. Now it's all down hill from here on out. New comic is "White Ninja prefers kittens to cats." June 18, 2010 "White Ninja gets rich quick" is the latest comic. June 16, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is an exhibitionist." June 14, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja has two hammers." June 11, 2010 New comic: "White Ninja gets caught looking." June 9, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja has to learn the hard way." June 7, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja pitches a video game." June 4, 2010 "White Ninja and a large alien" is the new comic. June 2, 2010 Newest comic is called "White Ninja wants the world to know." May 31, 2010 Holy moly! New fan arts! Take a look at the tatto that Chris got. Latest comic is called "White Ninja buys a guinea pig." May 28, 2010 To commemorate the release of the iPad in Canada today, check out this video. New comic is called "White Ninja's big rack." May 26, 2010 Check out our sweet new 'ADD THIS' feature under the comics. Finally! Now go read "White Ninja gets a thoughtful Christmas gift" (just in time for June) and add it if you feel like it... May 24, 2010 "White Ninja reaches his maximum height" is the new comic. May 21, 2010 Here is a new comic for you: "White Ninja goes on the grapefruit diet." May 19, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja doesn't get the girl." Everyone loves Big Foot. May 17, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja organizes a cock fight." May 14, 2010 Perhaps you didn't know this: in Canada we say the letter 'Z' as "zed," Americans say "zee". So, because we're Canadian, you have to say the comic title today as, "White Ninja has trouble catching Z(ed)'s." May 12, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja hangs out with the guys." May 10, 2010 "White Ninja makes pennies" is what the latest comic is called. May 7, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja eats hot soup on a cold day." May 5, 2010 Drat! I didn't get to say "May the Fourth be with you" to anyone yesterday. Brutal. New comic is called "White Ninja has a yard sale." May 3, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is doing time for crime." Check out the preview of the upcoming White Ninja book at Amazon. April 30, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is the fall of mankind." April 28, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White NInja sets his drink down." April 26, 2010 "White Ninja piggy-backs a horse" is the title of the new comic today. April 23, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja smells something poopy." April 21, 2010 White Ninja is covered in flies today. Have you bought yourself or loved ones the new White Ninja shirts yet? Well you should... April 19, 2010 Did you know that White Ninja has a twitter? It's true. New comic is called "White Ninja permits his son to have fun." April 16, 2010 "White Ninja and the rabbit on the counter" is what the newest comic adventure is named. Enjoy. April 14, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja a has a problem with a book." April 7, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja and the donkey-donk." April 5, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's itchy leg." April 2, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's incredibly safe pocket." March 31, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja celebrates St. Patrick's Day." March 29, 2010 So Scott wrote a rather hilarious/disturbing NEWS post today. Check it out. New comic is called "White Ninja offers aggressive kisses." March 26, 2010 We did an interview the other day for zu.com. Click here to read how funny we are! "White Ninja chugs homogenized milk" is the latest comic. March 24, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is perfect, but confesses anyway." March 22, 2010 Newest comic is called "White Ninja is a criminal of nature." March 19, 2010 Hello friends. Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the slippery banana peel." March 15, 2010 The BIG DAY is here! White Ninja's 1000th Birthday Party! CLICK THE LINK above to enjoy the festivities. And don't forget to read the 1000th White Ninja comic: "White Ninja and the spicy ball of meat." March 12, 2010 Comic #999: "White Ninja goes canvassing." Check in on Monday to enjoy the biggest celebration of all time on the internet... White Ninja's 1000th Birthday!! You still have time to participate: CLICK HERE to get the details. March 10, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's friends jump to conclusion." March 8, 2010 Wowza! One week until White Ninja's 1000th Birthday! Send your birthday gifts to White Ninja! Read about it HERE. New comic is called "White Ninja is a ravenous vampire." March 5, 2010 White Ninja's 1000th birthday is next Monday!! READ ABOUT IT HERE! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the crying baby." March 3, 2010 New shirts are up and are available for sale. Hooray! Go buy them. "White Ninja commits armed robbery" is the latest comic. March 1, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja and the real boy." February 26, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is flattened." February 24, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja savors grapes." By the way, I was notified today that our sweet new shirts should be available in the Store this weekend. Hooray!! February 22, 2010 3 more weeks until we hit 1000 White Ninja comics. Holy crap. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's new low." February 19, 2010 The new comic is called "White Ninja and the great game of house." Those shirts should be up next week. February 17, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's horrible rash." Stupid rash. February 15, 2010 "White Ninja and the tiny little boy" is what the new comic is titled. Enjoy. Bye. February 12, 2010 Apologies for the late update. New comic is called "White Ninja and his sister discuss shapes." February 10, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's disgusting facial hair." February 8, 2010 Welcome to Monday. The latest comic has been called "White Ninja brings something for show and tell." February 5, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja avoids being bullied." February 3, 2010 Check out the latest NEWS post revealing the latest t-shirt designs! "White Ninja's small but complete family" is the latest comic. February 1, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja: the great white shark" ... We will be releasing a new shirt very soon that is loosely based on this hilarious new comic. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW SHIRT DESGIN! January 29, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja's shivering girlfriend." January 27, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja drinks love potion." January 25, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja and his noble steed." PS. New shirts are coming soon! January 22, 2010 There is a fresh comic and it is called "White Ninja runs a fancy salon." January 20, 2010 "White Ninja is disciplined for using derogatory language" is the new comic. January 18, 2010 Today's comic is titled "White Ninja gets it all out in the open." January 15, 2010 Comic is called "White Ninja's son wants a new name." January 13, 2010 Latest comic has the name: "White Ninja eats a rotten egg." January 11, 2010 There is a new comic and it is titled "White Ninja 4 mayor." January 8, 2010 Didn't get what you want for Christmas? Why not buy some White Ninja merchandise instead? New comic is titled "White Ninja meets a dog-walker." January 6, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja gets his tongue pierced." January 4, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja concentrates to the max." January 1, 2010 First White Ninja comic of the decade is now up. Thanks for another great year! We truly apprecaite your support. Comic is called "The Adventures of Li'l White Ninja." December 30, 2009 Last comic of the decade is called "White Ninja graduates from high school." December 28, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja works at a theme park." December 25, 2009 I got a gift today from a friend: "Drawing Comics/Cartoons for Dummies." Are they trying to tell me something? Latest comic is called "White Ninja is a big tough man." PS. Christmas comics are lame. December 23, 2009 We couldn't decide on which title to use today so we compromised and used both... "White Ninja fries an egg / is cranky." December 21, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja refuses treatment." December 18, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja's son looks after him." December 16, 2009 "White Ninja hobbles" is the title of the latest comic. December 14, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja is double-dared." Get your Christmas orders in quick! Don't procrastinate! December 11, 2009 Not sure what happened, but the formatting of the comic was all messed up earlier. Sorry about that. It's now fixed. December 11, 2009 Check it out. A new comic! "White Ninja sucks" is what it is called. Hurry! Buy your White Ninja Christmas gifts now! Before it's too late! December 9, 2009 Hi friends, sorry for the late update. Our server was done for the day or so and I couldn't update. It is now fine. All is well. New comic is called "White Ninja scalps a potato." December 7, 2009 Ok, the shipping deadline is coming up soon... International orders must be made by December 8th. That's tomorrow! New comic is titled "White Ninja toasts bread." December 4, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the snake in his belly." December 2, 2009 It is now 23 days until Christmas! Make sure your White Ninja Christmas gifts get to you before Dec 25th! Click here for the best Christmas gifts on the planet and world. Did you know there is also a new comic today? Probably. It's called "White Ninja organizes a fan club." November 30, 2009 There is a new comic. We decided to title it "White Ninja and the bloody catastrophe." November 27, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja feeds his puppy." November 25, 2009 One month until Christmas! Yay! Don't forget the White Ninja Store shipping deadlines... Click here to make sure you get your presents in time! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the fern." November 23, 2009 I have a cold. The new comic is called "White Ninja has the symptoms of a cold." November 20, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the eight-armed demon." November 18, 2009 Have you seen the new White Ninja t-shirt yet?? CLICK HERE. There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja can fit his fist in his mouth." November 16, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja balances work and kids and water." November 13, 2009 Christmas shipping deadlines are up. CLICK HERE to find out when you need to order your gifts by! New comic is called "White Ninja greets a new student." November 11, 2009 It's Rememberance Day today. Make sure to remember why we're all here. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's little weiner." November 9, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja saves the environment." November 6, 2009 Hey Kids! Did you see this?! We have a NEW SHIRT out and it is frickin sweet. Click here to check it out (and buy it). "White Ninja gets H1N1." Do you have your vaccine yet? November 4, 2009 We have a new comic and it is titled "White Ninja is a butthead." November 2, 2009 Wow, November already. After that comes December and that means Christmas. AND that means you should probably go stock up on all of your White Ninja gifts in the White Ninja Store! Latest comic is called "White Ninja is locked up in the pound." October 30, 2009 It is nearly All Hallow's Eve. The scariest night of the year. To commemorate we wrote this comic called "White Ninja has his methods." October 28, 2009 There is a comic today and it's titled "White Ninja has no patience for morons." October 26, 2009 Fresh new comic is called "White Ninja is in a band." October 23, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's views aren't represented." October 21, 2009 Know what? Ya, I thought so, there is a new comic up and it is titled "White Ninja and the bright star." October 19, 2009 There is a comic that we did. It is "White Ninja gives his stomach a knuckle samwich." October 16, 2009 We got a new comic and it's called "Even White Ninja knows better." October 14, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja holds a new born." October 12, 2009 Happy Turkey-Genocide-Day (in Canada)! New comic is titled "White Ninja's powerful arms and chest." October 9, 2009 It is October 9th and it snowed today. No it blizzarded. Stupid blizzards. New comic is called "White Ninja likes mushrooms." October 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it's called "White Ninja's dress." October 5, 2009 Text-dating is the next big thing. "White Ninja puts it all out there." October 2, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's dream house." September 30, 2009 Did you know that there is a new comic? Well, there is and it's called "White Ninja grandpa dies." September 28, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja's bumpy head." September 25, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's pet frog." Worst pet. Besides the Chia Pet. September 23, 2009 There is a new shirt for sale in the White Ninja Store! "Man punching a wizard in the face!" The new comic has been titled "White Ninja's questionable charity." September 21, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's gambling addiction." September 18, 2009 "White Ninja is a sword swallower" is the newest comic on this webcomic website about White Ninja. September 16, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja makes his GF cozy". Enjoy! September 14, 2009 "White Ninja is born"... today! September 11, 2009 Eerie anniversary today. New comic is titled "White Ninja the business tycoon." September 9, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja feeds an elephant." September 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja has no arms." September 4, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is psychic." September 2, 2009 "White Ninja makes brownies" is the title of the new comic. August 31, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja quits smoking." New t-shirts are coming soon! Keep your eyes peeled! August 28, 2009 There is a new comic and we decided to call it "White Ninja is a smart businessman" because he is. Seriously. August 26, 2009 The new comic is called "White Ninja's awkward years." August 24, 2009 We've created a new Fan Art contest! Check it out in the NEWS section. There are some awesome prizes! Latest comic is titled "White Ninja goes to a baby shower." August 21, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja experiments with science." August 19, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the cocktail weenies." August 17, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja is a dunce." I tried to send out a couple newsletter via Notify List, but they appear to have not sent! What gives? I will post them on the website soon. August 14, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja and the nose honker." August 12, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's nose is too big." I have put up all of the old Cracked.com White Ninja comics up in the Archive Comics section (get to them by pushing PREV on the new comic)! August 10, 2009 Hey folks, sorry about the late update. My internet did not want to work. It is now ok I think. Enjoy the new comic, it's called "White Ninja shakes a branch." August 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja and the cheesy pizza." August 5, 2009 Wow wow wow. 900 comics. I can't believe that we have been funny 900 times. Can you? Can you even believe that there are 900 funny things in the whole world? Thank you to all of our readers. You guys are all wonderful and have excellent taste in comics. 900th comic is called "White Ninja has an empty stomach." August 3, 2009 We are dreaming up a new contest. Be ready for a newsletter this week. If you aren't already signed up to the newsletter then CLICK HERE. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's driftwood." July 31, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja has the bubonic plague. July 29, 2009 Check out the NEWS section for our Comic-Con video. It is hilarious! Latest comic is called "White Ninja is asked for a cigarette." July 27, 2009 Well, SanDiego, it was a slice. But now we must head home. Thanks to everyone who came out and said hello and a special extra thanks to everyone who gave us their money! You are the best! If you couldn't get what you wanted at Comic-Con, don't forget to check out the White Ninja Store! Also, we made a hilarious White Ninja in Comic-Con VIDEO. It will be on the website very soon! Latest comic is called "White Ninja belongs in prison. July 22, 2009 SCOTT AND KENT ARE IN SAN DIEGO FOR COMIC-CON UNTIL SUNDAY. COME DOWN AND VISIT US AT BOOTH 1231. WE WILL BE AT THE DAYFREE PRESS BOOTH WITH QUESTIONABLE CONTENT, DR MCNINJA, SAM & FUZZY, AND WONDERMARK. PENNY ARCADE, PVP, DUMBRELLA, AND CYANIDE & HAPPINESS ARE CLOSE BY. WE WILL HAVE T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, AND WHITE NINJA DOLLS FOR SALE. WE WILL ALSO BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, PAINTING FACES AND DRAWING PICTURES (OF DINOSAURS AND SPIDERMAN AND ROCKETS) FOR FREE! YAY. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. July 20, 2009 So we'll be heading to Comic-Con tomorrow. Come out and see us if you are anywhere near San Diego! Comic updates will continue as usual. New comic is called "White Ninja wants a tiny bite." July 17, 2009 Getting close to Comic-Con now! We will be there next Wednesday. Come and visit us if you will be there! Latest comic is called "Mysterious circumstances surround White Ninja's death" July 15, 2009 Not sure why the comic looks like we scanned it on an Etch-a-Sketch... must have had it set to the "Etch-a-Sketch" mode. Oh well, new comic is called "White Ninja and the triangle." July 13, 2009 Why is the number 13 such a big deal? I live in a building with no 13th floor and the top floor is the 14th floor - making it really the 13th. What is up with that?? Anyways, there is a comic and it is called "White Ninja is such a bachelor." July 10, 2009 Today's comic we've called "White Ninja and the poisonous scorpion." Did you know that we will be at Comic-Con in 2 weeks? Will you be there TOO?? July 8, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja and the open-mouthed gator." July 6, 2009 The Creators of White Ninja (Scott and Kent) will be in San Diego for COMIC-CON July 22-26th with our Dayfree Press friends. If you are nearby, come and say hello! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the riding mower." July 3, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja takes his temperature." July 1, 2009 Today is Canada's Birthday. Canada is 142 years old. To commerate this special day we wrote the following comic: "White Ninja is a bat monster." June 29, 2009 Today is a special day. Why? Because there is a new White Ninja comic! And it is called "White Ninja doesn't udnerstand personal space." June 26, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja is the pinnacle of evolution." June 24, 2009 Do you read White Ninja's TWITTER? Cuz it is super funny. So you probably should if you like to laugh. Latest comic is called "White Ninja drives sober." June 22, 2009 The new comic is dedicated to Father's Day. It is called "White Ninja plays 'catch'." Also, I just read Friday's comic again - "White Ninja and the large cucumber" and it is now probably one of my favorite comics ever. I didn't realize how funny it is. If you want to laugh, I suggest you read it again too.